A Minnie Vacation

Weeeeelcoooome to the Fabulous Life of Renée and Triiiiish!

In celebration of the new website Renée and I decided we wanted to take a little vacation!!! Hooray!!! But since we only scrounged up enough money for one ticket, Renée and I had to flip a coin. And I won. Then we wrestled. And I won. Then she cried and I slapped her and I told her to grow up. Cuz I won. Then I boarded the plane to THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH.

Needless to say Disney is not the most magical place one can visit when they are by themselves. But somehow I am having a friggin blast! After inhaling a turkey leg in Frontierland, and then manhandling a young man dressed as Pooh Bear, I then ate some Dip 'N Dots and headed towards Splash Mountain. Drenched and tired, in my white belly shirt, I met a nice Jewish boy named Isaac who was celebrating his Bar Mitzvah. Initially I planned on hiding somewhere in 'It's a Small World', considering my recent weight loss and affinity for Swedish clothing, but after meeting Isaac, he offered me lodging at the Floridian, the resort he and his parents are visiting. So far so good. I'm thinking about converting, especially since Isaac's dad paid for my hair wrap with matching Israeli beads. Mazel Tov to meeeee!!!

Anyway Née, I miss you. I'll bring you back something. Even if it's the Mickey Mouse soaps from the hotel bathroom. Cuz Lord knows we need em. Maybe I'll grab some TP too cuz I know your bum is chaffed from the paper towels. Loooove you!

XOXO
Trish